Couch: 1000

Devlog

• Patch 1: The couch has listened
  October 12, 2026 by brambramproductions

  Day one: 138 of you sat down. Most of you died. That’s working as intended. Thanks to E5Burrito for the first bug reports. Fixed today: The $SOFA rug pull now ends with a message that makes sense. Y... Continue reading

  
• Couch: 1000 is out. Please remain seated.
  October 11, 2026 by brambramproductions

  Couch: 1000 started as a simple question: what does a person do when robots and AI do everything? Our answer is nothing, for a very long time, on a couch. This is an early version. It has five bosses,... Continue reading