Couch: 1000 Devlog - itch.iohttps://brambramproductions.itch.io/couch-1000Keep a human alive on a couch for a million years. Robots do the work. You do the sitting.https://brambramproductions.itch.io/couch-1000/devlog/1704085/patch-1-the-couch-has-listenedPatch 1: The couch has listenedhttps://brambramproductions.itch.io/couch-1000/devlog/1704085/patch-1-the-couch-has-listenedMon, 12 Oct 2026 17:29:27 GMTdevlog

Day one: 138 of you sat down. Most of you died. That’s working as intended. Thanks to E5Burrito for the first bug reports. Fixed today: The $SOFA rug pull now ends with a message that makes sense. Y...

]]>https://brambramproductions.itch.io/couch-1000/devlog/1702464/couch-1000-is-out-please-remain-seatedCouch: 1000 is out. Please remain seated.https://brambramproductions.itch.io/couch-1000/devlog/1702464/couch-1000-is-out-please-remain-seatedSun, 11 Oct 2026 17:47:11 GMTdevlog

Couch: 1000 started as a simple question: what does a person do when robots and AI do everything? Our answer is nothing, for a very long time, on a couch. This is an early version. It has five bosses,...

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